i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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