kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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