Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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