I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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