Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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