either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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