If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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