I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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