Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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