this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
