SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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