so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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