wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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