Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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