Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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