Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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