Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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