I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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