i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
