if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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