this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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