I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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