so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You're a waste of cheezeits
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
