i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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