i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
