Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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