I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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