So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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