you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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