I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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