I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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