Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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