he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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