Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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