I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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