worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we're making bets on your personal life
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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