ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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