is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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