yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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