What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We are all done wearing pants today
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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