You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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