just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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