where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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