Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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