yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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