Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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