So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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