Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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