apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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