You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i believe in u and ur pee
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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