Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Your penis caused this!
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