I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
