i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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