This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
All the doctor said was why
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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