with your own penis?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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