All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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