This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
vagina is talking i cant
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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