I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize