if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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